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What movies have not aged well?

12.06.2025 15:39

What movies have not aged well?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Goldfinger

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

From Russia With Love

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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Octopussy

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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Dr No

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

You Only Live Twice

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Live and Let Die

Moonraker

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Ah so!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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Diamonds Are Forever

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

A View to a Kill

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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The Man with the Golden Gun

Why does my girlfriend keep asking me if I love her?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-All the bad guys are black.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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