What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 03:22

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Octopussy
Diamonds Are Forever
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-All the bad guys are black.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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Moonraker
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Ah so!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Why is my elder sister so mean?
You Only Live Twice
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-J W Pepper
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From Russia With Love
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Live and Let Die
A View to a Kill
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Why do you think Filipinos are conservatives?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Why do nice guys rarely or never win?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Dr No
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Goldfinger
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